I’ve made an observation about the current state of the Avengers fandom on Tumblr: there’s an egregious lack of Tony/Steve fic. Everyone wants to go to the Stony party, but no one wants to host it.

Looks like I’m going to have to write porn again.

Why does every third guy in gay porn have a Superman tattoo? Is it part of the unwritten code or something? Like how every other barely legal dude is named Aiden?

nametags:

colinfirth:

magalimoon:

#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield

#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying

At least you know he’d wear a condom

Ally, you are flawless.

juicyjacqulyn:

same

GPOY next month at the five-year high school reunion.

sugarpucks:

downtoavenge:

theavengersheadcanons:

About every three months or so, a cellist in Portland receives a ridiculously large amount of money in check form, endorsed by Tony Stark himself.

Submitted by futilejubilee

OH CHIBI. WHY YOU HAVE TO FUCKING HURT ME.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

theavengersheadcanons:

AVENGERS DUCT TAPE WALLET GIVEAWAY!

This was supposed to be in honor of 500 followers. We hit that mark yesterday, but I hadn’t finished the wallets yet. I figured, hey, I can wait a day.

But in that one day, we skyrocketed past 700 followers.

I am floored and humbled by the response this blog has gotten. It’s just been so positive, and I wanted to give you guys a little something, even though it’s not much.

Rules:

• One like and one reblog only. I want to keep it fair for everyone.
• Must be following! This is specifically to thank everyone who’s following.
• I’ll close the contest on June 1st.
• There will be eight winners! There are two more wallets coming: one with Loki’s staff and one with the SHEILD logo. I’ll update this post with pictures when I get them.
• I’ll post the list of winners, and then contact each one in the order they won to determine who gets which wallet.
• I’ll ship anywhere!

That’s it! Good luck, thank you, and let me know if you have any questions.

It was… holy shit, dude. So good. Still has all the symptoms of a Joss Whedon production (good-hearted side character dies for no reason, ass-kicking female character spends equal amount of time cowering in fear, aforementioned female walks around barefoot for no reason), but still, all of the awesome.

I’m meant to be Tumblr Savior-ing all Avengers related posts until I actually get to see the movie so I stop spoilering it for others. But Tumblr Savior doesn’t count for shit if no one tags their shit. So I’ll most likely have to abandon Tumblr for at least three days.

sugarpucks:

thelilnan:

daunt:

cyanlink:

tltty:

infernalhomo:

of course 

ohfuck

Best video.

Yes.

wha

Hello boner.

That is the single gayest thing I have ever seen… Sara, you’re the light of my life.